Mother's
Day
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Mother's Day 1870
The Integrity Of Love
Mom's the Word
Recognition of Mother's Day
vs. Father's Day
The 5 Scariest Moms in
History
Mother's Day - 1870
Here is the original, Mother's Day proclamation made in Boston by
Julia Ward Howe, a Unitarian, in 1870. The proclamation was a
rallying call for peace. Compliments of I. Stueber, Abigail's Rebels
newsgroup --
Proclamation for Mother's Day
Arise, then, women of this day! Arise all women who have hearts,
whether our baptism be that of water or of tears! Say firmly: "We
will not have great questions decided by irrelevant agencies. Our
husbands shall not come to us, reeking with carnage, for caresses and
applause.
Our sons shall not be taken from us to unlearn all that we have
been able to teach them of charity, mercy, and patience. We women of
one country will be too tender of those of another country to allow
our sons to be trained to injure theirs."
From the bosom of the devastated earth a voice goes up with our
own. It says "Disarm, Disarm! The sword of murder is not the balance
of justice." Blood does not wipe out dishonor nor violence indicate
possession. As men have often forsaken the plow and the anvil at the
summons of war, let women now leave all that may be left of home for
a great and earnest day of counsel.
Let them meet first, as women, to bewail and commemorate the dead.
Let them then solemnly take counsel with each other as to the means
whereby the great human family can live in peace, each bearing after
their own time the sacred impress, not of Caesar, but of God--
In the name of womanhood and of humanity, I earnestly ask that a
general congress of women without limit of nationality may be
appointed and held at some place deemed most convenient and at the
earliest period consistent with its objects, to promote the alliance
of the different nationalities, the amicable settlement of
international questions, the great and general interests of
peace.
The Integrity Of Love
A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to
his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got out of his car
he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. He asked her
what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy a red rose for my
mother. But I only have seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two
dollars." The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me. I'll buy you
a rose." He bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own
mother's flowers. As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride
home. She said, "Yes, please! You can take me to my mother." She
directed him to a cemetery, where she placed the rose on a freshly
dug grave. The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the wire
order, picked up a bouquet and drove the two hundred miles to his
mother's house.
Mom's the Word
The mother lode of stats on your first lady.
- Length of the average-guy-as-infant's umbilical cord: 22
inches
- Distance separating the average guy and his mother
today: 411 miles
- Number of men who admit that they were a "mama's boy": 2
in 5
- Number who started a fist fight with a kid who insulted their
mom: 1 in 3
- Percentage who say they clobbered the creep: 95
- Percentage of men who've seen their mother naked: 37
- Percentage who say the image is still burned in their
brain: 68
- Number of men who say their mother had a "very positive
influence: on them while they were growing up: 2 in 3
- The worst curse the average guy has leveled at his
mom: "F___"
- Parent who has the most influence on a man's style of
aggressive language: Mom
- Number of times per week the average mother calls her
son: More than once
- Percentage of men who rely on e-mail for most of their
mother-son communications: 56
- Percentage of men who think their mothers is
beautiful: 72
- Percentage who take the time to tell her so: 6
- Number of mothers in state prisons who complain that their
children never visit: 1 in 2
- Number of men who don't show their mom enough appreciation
(and can't use her incarceration as an excuse): 1 in 6
- Number of men who don't know when Mother's Day is: 3 in 4
(Tip: It's the second Sunday of May.)
- Country where men get a huge meteorological
hint: Ethiopia (It's at the end of the rainy season.)
- Mother deserving of her own holiday: Nicola Car, a mother
of 11, including the U.K.'s biggest baby: 15 pounds 8
ounces.
- Percentage of moms who toss every Mother's Day card they're
given: 12
- Number of sons who give a Valentine's Day card to Mom: 1
in 5
- Percentage of men who say they've had a sexual encounter with
a friend's mother, a la American Pie: 8
- Of the actresses who play moms on TV, the one the average guy
would most like to sleep with: Teri Hatcher
- How real-life single mom Hatcher stays in shape: Pole
dancing
- Number of men who worry that as their wife ages, she'll end up
looking like their mother-in-law: 1 in 3
- Number who confess that they've actually been sexually
attracted to the old battle-ax: 1 in 12
- Number who say she's "evil incarnate": 1 in 10.
- Number of men who have a positive relationship with their
mother today: 3 in 4
- Percentage of men who say that if they had their choice of
mothers, they'd stick with the one they were born to: 93
- The celeb mom the rest would adopt: Susan Sarandon
Inherit Danger
Despite anatomical evidence to the contrary, Dad isn't the only
parent who can pass on an elevated risk of prostate and testicular
cancers. For example, if your mother took the anti miscarriage drug
diethylstilbestrol (DES) during her pregnancy - and many women did
until DES was withdrawn in 1975 - you have a greater chance of
developing both diseases. The culprit: the powerful synthetic
estrogen in DES. Or let's say Mom lit up while you were in utero.
A recent Swedish study shows that men whose mothers develop lung
cancer have almost double the normal risk of testicular cancer, most
likely because the women smoked while pregnant. If you don't know it
Mom puffed cigarettes or popped DES, ask her ASAP. Depending on
her answers, you should either talk to your doctor about having your
PSA levels checked at age 40, be extra-diligent about monthly
testicular self-exams, or both.
Source: Men's Health magazine, May,
2005
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